11.20.2023

The Blackout at Fegefeuer's Emporium I

 Part 1 The Emporium

The Emporium

Crossing the threshold into Fegefeuer’s Emporium from the breezy, mid afternoon sunshine of the Las Vegas spring, the smoky quality of the Emporium air was immediately palpable. Fegefeuer had installed the fog machine to achieve that effect, precisely. 

The Emporium sat between the famed strip and the vintage neon downtown, closer to the strip. The one story stucco building was flanked to the north by a large parking lot for Emporium patrons. Fegefeuer’s was visited, alternately, by downtown tourists who undertook the long walk south, and strip tourists who drove, or also sometimes walked, a short distance north, either often quite without the express intent to end up there. 

In the lot next to the strip an ageless restaurant operated, and sometimes the restaurant employees, as well its patrons, also wandered into the Emporium. 

In addition to the capacious array of “Las Vegas” emblazoned souvenirs, such as pool noodles, coffee mugs, mouse pads, translucent red-orange sun visors, stainless steel water bottles, shot glasses, and all manner of keychains, Fegefeuer had more recently cordoned off a west facing portion of the store, which was now contributing robustly to the enterprise as a pawn shop. He had previously opened, and subsequently, recently closed a lost and found in the Emporium.

Below the artificial scented fog, in the west facing portion of the Emporium, previously owned items for purchase, mostly higher end accessories, sat inside a glass vitrine, beckoning obstreperous and silent shoppers alike. 

On this particular afternoon, Vencesla Tovar, the only South American granddaughter of an absconded Nazi war criminal, was trying on a straw hat. It was her first visit to the United States, and although she took care to neither share nor perpetuate her antecedent’s widely outlawed views, she was still more like him than not, especially against the contrast of the sunny American desert. 

Taking a few more minutes to pick up some trinkets for the maid and her kids, and for her elderly widowed mother, Vencesla planned to drive back to her hotel afterwards. She almost never drove in Latin America. At home, an orphan the family had taken in usually conducted this task for her. Vencesla had been unable to procure a US tourist visa for him to take the vacation with her, and thus found herself in the position of operating a rental car, slowly and carefully, along the wide, orderly Las Vegas streets. 

Later, Vencesla had tickets to attend an elaborate theater like production,“The Bunny Dolores Show.” Attending that event had been the primary reason she had traveled to the United States. Vencesla had been fascinated with the elaborate stage production for years, following the artists’ growing popularity on television, and it seemed increasingly unlikely they would ever offer their performances in her hometown. 

Vencesla had considered, and decided against, traveling with a tourist group. She had concluded it was best to not get mixed up with people she did not really know, particularly so far from home. 

“The hat suits you” said Fegefeuer, approaching the only patron currently in the Emporium.


“Do you have any more?” Vencesla inquired, in heavily accented but well practiced English. “I would like seven, please.” At this she held up seven fingers, just in case her communication/pronunciation was more deficient than she anticipated.


Delighted, Fegefeuer assisted her in collecting six more of the “Las Vegas” emblazoned hats from the aisle display.


“If you purchase ten, I can give you a free ...” 

A jolt of thunderous lightning cut through Fegefeuer’s sales pitch, startling him into silence. A moment and a half later, he had not resumed, and it began to rain loudly and voluminously— it rained, it seemed, desperately

“A free water bottle?” Vencesla asked, smiling. 

“Two free tickets to see a new tourist attraction that opens at the end of the month, they are good for a year.” 

“Yes, please, thank you.” Vencesla answered, thinking about the size of her soft shell luggage and how it might accommodate the several hats. 

At the register, her back to the entrance of Fegefeuer’s Emporium, the uncommon sound of heavy rain continued to pour down, crashing, splashing, dramatically punctuating their conversation. A bell jingled. It was an indication that another patron had entered the store. 

Her attention momentarily drawn to the tall narrow mirror behind Fegefuere, Vencesla Tovar noticed the reflection of a couple entering the Emporium. 

Precious wore a pastel velour track suit and satin high heeled sandals. He wore golf pants and a polo top in similar pastel hues. A golf umbrella he was now folding and depositing into an umbrella urn that Fegefeuer almost never had to think about had shielded the couple from the rain in the glitchy moment when they stepped between their luxury vacation car rental and the threshold of the Emporium. 

“Well, Precious, what would you like to bring back for your soon to be step-children?”


“Alfonse, you are bossing me around again, you know how I don’t like that,” her silky voice conveying only mild disapproval, her lip gloss glistening. 

“Take your time, Precious. Afterwards we will go for Margaritas in the hotel lobby and talk about what will become of them after our honeymoon.” He was smiling as his well manicured hands brushed a few drops of water from the front of his cashmere polo. Slowly he rotated his entire head, from one shoulder to another as he inquisitively looked up and around the Emporium. “Will you get a load of that fog, Precious?” 

What could she deign to bring back as a souvenir for those brats, she wondered silently. Over a board game during the holidays one of his two children had decided it was somehow appropriate to make light of World War Two era concentration camps. She thought their natural mom must have been responsible for this malaise but at this particular moment kept her observations from her relaxed, widowed, mild mannered fiancé. 

Across from the register a terrarium sat atop a burled walnut wall unit; in the terrarium lived a red, white and black milksnake, which Fegefuere had named after himself. 

Fegefeuer the Snake usually went unnoticed, however on some occasions he had startled the customers. 

When Precious realized she was looking at a snake she had almost cried out, and her hand momentarily, involuntarily, covered her full mouth. She wasn’t so much repulsed as surprised, and immediately walked away from the terrarium and reminded herself to resume her search for souvenirs. Her fluted heeled satin sandals left a faint indentation in the deep pink rug of the Emporium as her perception consciously followed her line of sight, to an aisle of sporting goods: Golf balls. Terrific for Alfonse, she thought, drawing a complete blank on the idea of gifting for his kids, and she started to feel anxious about it, and then she suddenly saw the ping pong paddle sets emblazoned with the words “Las Vegas” and concluded immediately they would be a perfect souvenir for them. 


Precious & Alfonse in the Hotel Lobby 


Later in the gilded hotel lobby, Precious and Alfonse each sat comfortably and somewhat formally in swiveling plush velveted club chairs, sipping margaritas and passing a travel tourism brochure back and forth amongst one another. An older, thin, heavily made up woman in a chartreuse sequin headdress had handed it to Precious earlier on Las Vegas Boulevard. 

The rain from the late afternoon sky had briefly abated before again resuming, and traffic on the strip was a tangled and uncharacteristically slippery mess. 

Although Precious carefully planned their leisure time on this, and the many vacations they took together, the couple still found the local, more impromptu possibilities intriguing. They were currently considering whether it might be worthwhile to attend “The Bunny Dolores Show.” 

The heavy crystal goblet she held was faceted with images of tikki masks and encrusted with natural crystals. Precious’ coral nail fingertips left opaque impressions on the condensation on the stem of the very cold goblet as she took another long sip of her freezing, nearly colorless margarita. 

“What if we find out if we can get on this Lake Mead tour last minute? We don’t have any plans for tomorrow morning.” 

“We left the morning open in case we had too many margaritas and wanted to sleep in, isn’t that how you remember it, Precious? I think this one is already stronger than the last three I had at Firefly’s going away party. It’s not advisable to get in one of those tiny planes in that condition.” 

“We’re in Las Vegas, Honeybear, it’s okay if we over indulge a little.” 

“Agreed! We’ll take the tour next time. Let’s sleep late tomorrow and order room service.”

And, as Precious was carefully placing her heavy, condensation covered goblet back on the smoked glass cocktail table, the lights began to dim in the hotel lobby bar. The change of atmosphere was immediately apparent as there were no windows anywhere. Quiet darkness quickly and dramatically enveloped the space. 

Before the blackout the well heeled crowd had basked in the light of several large overhead handmade chandeliers, as well as additional sconce lighting distributed along the walls of the chamber, underscoring the etched texture of the casino wall coverings.




The Alien 

Although it did not sense light in the same way the humans did, the Alien (earth name: Hortense) knew there was a difference between the waking time and the sleeping time. The latter tended to guarantee Hortense’s security as it explored the barren and it thought, beautiful desertscape which the humans referred to as “Las Vegas.”  

Hortense was not visible to the usual human eye. Some humans could see it though, it had deduced, displeased, one late night as its placid stroll through the dessert had been unceremoniously disturbed, soiled really, by a screaming earthling teenager who, apparently through some genetic mutation, was able to detect its nearly three story high presence as Hortense had been enjoying its vacation from its distant home.  

The teenaged mutant human female had been with her earthling male companion of similar age and rotundness, who could not see Hortense, and a terse argument between the two had ensued.


To Be Continued


(Editor's Note: The Blackout at Fegefeuer's Emporium is fiction)

The Blackout at Fegefeuer's Emporium I

The Blackout at Fegefeuer's Emporium II (Available December 20, 2023)

The Blackout at Fegefeuer's Emporium III (Available 2024)


🦃  Happy Thanksgiving! 🦃












10.10.2023

Happy Halloween

 Happy Halloween! A tiny bit early 🎃 


Please enjoy "Renwick The Exorcist" A Halloween Tale in 3 Parts:


“Renwick The Exorcist” I

http://stanza28.blogspot.com/2021/08/renwick-exorcist-i.html


“Renwick The Exorcist” II

http://stanza28.blogspot.com/2021/09/renwick-exorcist-ii.html


"Renwick The Exorcist" III

http://stanza28.blogspot.com/2021/10/renwick-exorcist-iii.html


Renwick is available for readers to freely enjoy on the s28 blog, now in its 18th year  🎃 

and soon (details forthcoming at the appropriate time) look for Renwick, at your local bookstore  🎃 



5.14.2023

🐕 Protecting Puppy Noses 🐕

Weekend salutations, all! While enjoying a lovely walk along the East River on a recent beautiful afternoon, a poisonous plant that had made its way along the river shore, and up to the concrete street level partition became apparent. 


Protect your pupster’s nose, and yourself, from contracting contact dermatitis or other painful conditions. 


Know a poisonous plant when you see one:


Poison IVY OAK SUMAC



Your puppy's nose will thank you!






Poison IVY OAK SUMAC
















2.11.2023

DIY Hostess/Host Gift

Giving A Cybersecurity Conference Swag Bag

 New Life 

Take that unused conference swag bag and transform it into a thoughtful special occasion hostess gift!


Utilize this simple process to create a gift for your favorite cook:



Supplies:


Hot Glue Gun

2 Extra Long Glue Sticks 

18 x 14 x 4 Swag Bag

Hairpins

1/2 An Hour- 2 Hours Depending on Embellishments.


Optional:


Hook eye closure

Pockets



The Basic Plan:


Using a scissor, cut the bag vertically down its two sides. You should now be able to lay it flat. Trim to desired length, with a 1/4 or half inch seam allowance at the bottom. (You can stand in front of a mirror and use a hairpin to indicate the desired length on the now flat bag and cut across; a tape measure is not required.)


With the bag wrong side up and laid flat, use hairpins to outline a seam on each side and at the bottom hem. (Optional: Depending on the material of the swag bag, you can iron the seams into place). Using a glue gun, hem these three sides.


Take 2 equal sides of length from the unused side portion of the bag to cut two long rectangles. Pin these as if you were making fabric binding. (Fold in on each side, glue, fold again, glue. Make certain to leave a space in the middle that is not glued, this will make the adhesive more effective with some swag bag materials which may be coated).


Once each piece of binding is created, glue to each side- around where one’s ribcage is. You may desire to add a stitch or two.


That’s it! You’ve created a practical gift for your favorite cook. 









Optional:


Neck Tie:


One of your swag bag handles becomes the loop that fits around the neck when this piece is utilized as an apron. 


Depending on your time allotted for this activity, your skillset, and preference, you may: 1. Sever the handle so the wearer will tie it in the back 2. Not sever the handle and add a hook and eye closure to adjust the fit. You may use velcro, which is quick and easy, however you will not be able to put this item in with the rest of your laundry if you do, because it may snag the fabric of your other items.


Pocket:


Try on the apron in progress and use a hairpin to indicate where on the apron you think a pocket could be functional and aesthetically pleasing. To add one or two heart shaped patch pockets, create a paper pattern of a heart, use it to cut the desired amount of hearts from a fabric of your choosing, and affix the pockets with hot glue. Reinforce larger pockets with a few handstiches. 


Utilize your glue gun to create an outline of the pocket, and paint the outline. (Here, a blue black enamel paint was used to paint the raised heart outline.)





11.21.2022

Rooftop Like We Bringin' '88 Back 🎵

I wanted to wish everyone a wonderful holiday week! YES, Thanksgiving is almost here, and that means whatever it means to each of us, with whatever we all may be feeling.


Historically, as a New Yorker, it would mean that I would party, with my wonderful friends, ideally while listening to VERY LOUD house music. Of course, that was a different time. To wit: I can illustrate with an anecdote about nitelife curation. Those who appreciate a good nitelife might agree, the best parties are the ones that not too many people know about. It should be what we used to call “HYPE” but not so much so that some complete outsider is going to show up and do something that ruins it for the rest of us. 


How does one strike such a balance? Imagine this: 4 or five people cruising through the early NYC evening* probably in a car the 2022 me cannot afford. We are checking our beepers for text messages, because we each have friends who know someone, who knows someone, who is throwing some insane underground party, and we are enthusiastically comparing notes, trying to develop a plan of action for the later part of the evening and early dawn.  One of us, the one driving, has one of those giant cellphones, and he uses it to call a phone booth, where there is a guy, in a silk, color blocked track suit and a lot of gold rings, who is giving out a password and the address of a good party, the kind we might deign to attend. 


But when TrackSuit  answers he sounds impaired, and keeps slurring his words, and we worry he is going to send us astray. Our guy driving, with the huge brick phone in his non steering wheel hand, waves it all off*, and calls 411. “Operator” “Yes, operator, do you know the address for *****…  Oh, there’s no address listed for that. How about, did’ya try wit a different spelling? No… OPERATOR, I NEED this information. Never mind. YO, Operator? What’s slammin’ tonight?” She hangs up.


Snapshot of the late 80’s, early 90s, NEW YORK CITY. Before all the revelers had a camera in their pocket at all times… I think of what may have become of these old friends… they must love the internet.


Wherever you are my beautiful party people, be safe, have fun. Remember the time & DESIGNATE A DRIVER. 💋, MCC,ESQ.


 





*Pretty sure that this is frowned upon nowadays. They call it “idling” and you can get a fine for it.

*Pretty sure that this is frowned upon nowadays. Back then it was not a regulated activity to speak on the cell while driving. 

10.01.2022

🫶 Sending Love Florida! 🫶

Sending Love Florida!


Are you sitting around, watching the Ian devastation on a screen and asking yourself, “What can I do to help!?” 



After reviewing the social media feeds of persons in authority in Florida, and conducting a few searches, my independent assessment is to approach this from two perspectives: 



For Floridians IN NEED OF ASSISTANCE, the Florida Division of Emergency Management shared this Tweet:



“If you or someone you know needs assistance or a safety check, please visit: http://Missing.fl.gov.” 


https://twitter.com/FLSERT/status/1576211864081510402




For those seeking ways in which to assist, donations to established organizations are a preferred, time tested manner of rendering aid. Read on for links* which contain suggestions in that area, as well as additional opportunities to assist our beloved family and friends in Florida. 




Links to articles listing places to make donations & additional resources: 


https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/weather/hurricane/fl-ne-hurricane-ian-how-to-help-20220929-fgop2u4kbferjkouy3276pgfwi-story.html


https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2022/09/29/how-to-help-hurricane-ian/10460045002/


https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/how-to-help-victims-of-hurricane-ian-in-florida





*Donor and volunteer opportunities have not been independently vetted. 

7.27.2022

Happy Birthday, Baudrillard 🎂

Birthday wishes are extended in honor of the noted late French philosopher, on what would have been his 93rd Birthday, from a time when the hyper real has, with certainty, taken on the significance Jean Baudrillard predicted. 

4.18.2022

Torta Isabella


2 packs unflavored gelatin

1 can (14 ounces) sweetened condensed milk

1/2 cup semi sweet chocolate

1/4 cup coffee

1 tablespoon butter or margarine

2 tablespoons whole milk or heavy cream

21 danish butter cookies

1 round glass 11 inch baking dish

Cinnamon & Nutmeg to taste




Bring 2 cups of water to a boil. Empty the contents of 2 envelopes unflavored gelatin into your round glass baking dish, add boiling water & stir until gelatin is completely dissolved. Add can of condensed milk & stir until smooth & completely combined. Add coffee & stir until completely combined. 


Arrange the danish butter cookies vertically along the circumference of the baking dish. Allow the cookies to absorb some of the liquid. Sprinkle nutmeg & cinnamon to taste. Refrigerate. 


After about 30 minutes, with a spatula, rearrange any errant butter cookies so they are evenly lining the dessert dish; some will remain submerged in the baking dish. Continue to refrigerate for 2 more hours.


Using your preferred method (I used the microwave) melt 1/2 cup semisweet chocolate. Separately, melt 1 tablespoon butter or margarine. Pour the melted butter or margarine into the melted semisweet chocolate & combine until smooth. When fully combined, add cream or milk & continue to combine again until completely smooth. 


Pour the chocolate  in a circular motion, over the existing hardening dessert in the glass tray. Continue to refrigerate for an additional two hours. 




Heeding an instinct for heritage this holiday season, this dessert I have devised is named in honor of my late grandmother. If your diet allows it, please enjoy it & happy holidays!