2.11.2023

DIY Hostess/Host Gift

Giving A Cybersecurity Conference Swag Bag

 New Life 

Take that unused conference swag bag and transform it into a thoughtful special occasion hostess gift!


Utilize this simple process to create a gift for your favorite cook:



Supplies:


Hot Glue Gun

2 Extra Long Glue Sticks 

18 x 14 x 4 Swag Bag

Hairpins

1/2 An Hour- 2 Hours Depending on Embellishments.


Optional:


Hook eye closure

Pockets



The Basic Plan:


Using a scissor, cut the bag vertically down its two sides. You should now be able to lay it flat. Trim to desired length, with a 1/4 or half inch seam allowance at the bottom. (You can stand in front of a mirror and use a hairpin to indicate the desired length on the now flat bag and cut across; a tape measure is not required.)


With the bag wrong side up and laid flat, use hairpins to outline a seam on each side and at the bottom hem. (Optional: Depending on the material of the swag bag, you can iron the seams into place). Using a glue gun, hem these three sides.


Take 2 equal sides of length from the unused side portion of the bag to cut two long rectangles. Pin these as if you were making fabric binding. (Fold in on each side, glue, fold again, glue. Make certain to leave a space in the middle that is not glued, this will make the adhesive more effective with some swag bag materials which may be coated).


Once each piece of binding is created, glue to each side- around where one’s ribcage is. You may desire to add a stitch or two.


That’s it! You’ve created a practical gift for your favorite cook. 









Optional:


Neck Tie:


One of your swag bag handles becomes the loop that fits around the neck when this piece is utilized as an apron. 


Depending on your time allotted for this activity, your skillset, and preference, you may: 1. Sever the handle so the wearer will tie it in the back 2. Not sever the handle and add a hook and eye closure to adjust the fit. You may use velcro, which is quick and easy, however you will not be able to put this item in with the rest of your laundry if you do, because it may snag the fabric of your other items.


Pocket:


Try on the apron in progress and use a hairpin to indicate where on the apron you think a pocket could be functional and aesthetically pleasing. To add one or two heart shaped patch pockets, create a paper pattern of a heart, use it to cut the desired amount of hearts from a fabric of your choosing, and affix the pockets with hot glue. Reinforce larger pockets with a few handstiches. 


Utilize your glue gun to create an outline of the pocket, and paint the outline. (Here, a blue black enamel paint was used to paint the raised heart outline.)





11.21.2022

Rooftop Like We Bringin' '88 Back 🎵

I wanted to wish everyone a wonderful holiday week! YES, Thanksgiving is almost here, and that means whatever it means to each of us, with whatever we all may be feeling.


Historically, as a New Yorker, it would mean that I would party, with my wonderful friends, ideally while listening to VERY LOUD house music. Of course, that was a different time. To wit: I can illustrate with an anecdote about nitelife curation. Those who appreciate a good nitelife might agree, the best parties are the ones that not too many people know about. It should be what we used to call “HYPE” but not so much so that some complete outsider is going to show up and do something that ruins it for the rest of us. 


How does one strike such a balance? Imagine this: 4 or five people cruising through the early NYC evening* probably in a car the 2022 me cannot afford. We are checking our beepers for text messages, because we each have friends who know someone, who knows someone, who is throwing some insane underground party, and we are enthusiastically comparing notes, trying to develop a plan of action for the later part of the evening and early dawn.  One of us, the one driving, has one of those giant cellphones, and he uses it to call a phone booth, where there is a guy, in a silk, color blocked track suit and a lot of gold rings, who is giving out a password and the address of a good party, the kind we might deign to attend. 


But when TrackSuit  answers he sounds impaired, and keeps slurring his words, and we worry he is going to send us astray. Our guy driving, with the huge brick phone in his non steering wheel hand, waves it all off*, and calls 411. “Operator” “Yes, operator, do you know the address for *****…  Oh, there’s no address listed for that. How about, did’ya try wit a different spelling? No… OPERATOR, I NEED this information. Never mind. YO, Operator? What’s slammin’ tonight?” She hangs up.


Snapshot of the late 80’s, early 90s, NEW YORK CITY. Before all the revelers had a camera in their pocket at all times… I think of what may have become of these old friends… they must love the internet.


Wherever you are my beautiful party people, be safe, have fun. Remember the time & DESIGNATE A DRIVER. 💋, MCC,ESQ.


 





*Pretty sure that this is frowned upon nowadays. They call it “idling” and you can get a fine for it.

*Pretty sure that this is frowned upon nowadays. Back then it was not a regulated activity to speak on the cell while driving. 

10.01.2022

🫶 Sending Love Florida! 🫶

Sending Love Florida!


Are you sitting around, watching the Ian devastation on a screen and asking yourself, “What can I do to help!?” 



After reviewing the social media feeds of persons in authority in Florida, and conducting a few searches, my independent assessment is to approach this from two perspectives: 



For Floridians IN NEED OF ASSISTANCE, the Florida Division of Emergency Management shared this Tweet:



“If you or someone you know needs assistance or a safety check, please visit: http://Missing.fl.gov.” 


https://twitter.com/FLSERT/status/1576211864081510402




For those seeking ways in which to assist, donations to established organizations are a preferred, time tested manner of rendering aid. Read on for links* which contain suggestions in that area, as well as additional opportunities to assist our beloved family and friends in Florida. 




Links to articles listing places to make donations & additional resources: 


https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/weather/hurricane/fl-ne-hurricane-ian-how-to-help-20220929-fgop2u4kbferjkouy3276pgfwi-story.html


https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2022/09/29/how-to-help-hurricane-ian/10460045002/


https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/how-to-help-victims-of-hurricane-ian-in-florida





*Donor and volunteer opportunities have not been independently vetted. 

7.27.2022

Happy Birthday, Baudrillard 🎂

Birthday wishes are extended in honor of the noted late French philosopher, on what would have been his 93rd Birthday, from a time when the hyper real has, with certainty, taken on the significance Jean Baudrillard predicted. 

4.18.2022

Torta Isabella


2 packs unflavored gelatin

1 can (14 ounces) sweetened condensed milk

1/2 cup semi sweet chocolate

1/4 cup coffee

1 tablespoon butter or margarine

2 tablespoons whole milk or heavy cream

21 danish butter cookies

1 round glass 11 inch baking dish

Cinnamon & Nutmeg to taste




Bring 2 cups of water to a boil. Empty the contents of 2 envelopes unflavored gelatin into your round glass baking dish, add boiling water & stir until gelatin is completely dissolved. Add can of condensed milk & stir until smooth & completely combined. Add coffee & stir until completely combined. 


Arrange the danish butter cookies vertically along the circumference of the baking dish. Allow the cookies to absorb some of the liquid. Sprinkle nutmeg & cinnamon to taste. Refrigerate. 


After about 30 minutes, with a spatula, rearrange any errant butter cookies so they are evenly lining the dessert dish; some will remain submerged in the baking dish. Continue to refrigerate for 2 more hours.


Using your preferred method (I used the microwave) melt 1/2 cup semisweet chocolate. Separately, melt 1 tablespoon butter or margarine. Pour the melted butter or margarine into the melted semisweet chocolate & combine until smooth. When fully combined, add cream or milk & continue to combine again until completely smooth. 


Pour the chocolate  in a circular motion, over the existing hardening dessert in the glass tray. Continue to refrigerate for an additional two hours. 




Heeding an instinct for heritage this holiday season, this dessert I have devised is named in honor of my late grandmother. If your diet allows it, please enjoy it & happy holidays!




2.24.2022

Cheers to 15+ Years!

Fifteen years ago I devised a blog, “stanza28”. T'was born from an experimental desire to promote a pseudonymously published novel. Along the way I have been happy to actively solicit particular types of posts for the blog as well as to develop and receive blog post submissions from & with third parties.

With respect to my creative projects, "stanza28" has been in use for over two decades.

Since the novel’s first publication, a number of issues it addresses have come to prominence. Perhaps most importantly, the issue of police misconduct (the subject of my law school admission application essay, consciously dated on the birthday of a dear departed friend) has possibly finally achieved the due concern it merits. 


Also finally getting its due is the decriminalization of marijuana, an issue on which I have been of the same mind as many highly regarded medical doctors and now, more than thirty of our United States.


The novel’s main character “Sal” is an homage to my best friend from childhood who died in his twenties. His name was Antonio. The character in the novel is so named to facilitate deliberation upon the idea of “savior” in Latin, as well as that of “salt” (sal is spanish for “salt”) the subject of “The Salt Prince” folklore. 


Though I began writing the novel in my teens, it was alchemized and finally completed following an era of distress I experienced following Antonio’s death. Not one day has gone by in the more than twenty years since he left us that I have not reflected on what he might think about the current events of the day, or the popular music of the era or how we might have continued to share perspectives on our respective travels and favorite places of repast. His memory is the inveterate gauge by which I continue to benchmark morality, charisma, and character.

The Queens we shared and in which we grew up has been greatly transformed. Robert De Niro’s influence continues to be felt in our hometown. Recently, I am told, he is building an entire complex at the end of Steinway Street. When we were young adults Antonio had a small role in the crime drama film “A Bronx Tale” (which was De Niro’s directorial debut). The church in the background of that film is the school we attended together. In the days that film was being made, my childhood friends and I went about our young lives and curiously watched as our neighborhood was reshaped by antique cars and movie trailers. I was working at a music store and Antonio would visit me there between film takes. In order to extend some tribute to those experiences, around Thanksgiving 2020 a playlist was released on YouTube, featuring music referenced in the novel. 

It may be accessed for enjoyment here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLh5fWlc3GnpOK9qSkO5bzgYWSqbRASwos .


The character in the novel “Sarena” is also an homage, to another of my oldest friends from childhood. She also distinguished herself, by appearing in “A Bronx Tale” as well as by going on to work at a super prestigious law firm in Manhattan. Out of courtesy for her and her family’s privacy, I do not identify her by her given name. 


“Sal” and “Sarena” are fictional characters. The persons to whom they serve as an homage and I had, at times, extremely divergent views on the various topics addressed in the novel. We nevertheless loved each other dearly, and, until the iniquitous death, always showed up for each other. 


In order to examine the events the novel considers, incidents, locations  and quotes from “real life” were woven into the fictional piece of work. Literary folk call this "historical fiction" and its use is an excellent tool for teaching, generally speaking. 


In 2021 the Supreme Court found for Google (Google LLC v. Oracle America, Inc., 593 US __ (2021).) in a years long litigation that considered “fair use”. Verisimilitude, so seminal to the process of devising narrative frameworks in fiction, is often the lens through which writers instinctively come to understand the concept of fair use. 


At this time, of all of the legal spheres upon which the novel impinges, the fair use SCOTUS opinion is the disposition which fills me with the most optimism and confidence for our shared future.


To live in an age where sharing ones’ perspective is so accessible, is the subject of a great deal of gratitude, joy, and consternation, for many. Often I have endeavored to share, via the blog, my experiences practicing law, in order to help overcome skepticism that my literary and creative agenda was of a particularly radical or otherwise marginal nature. I have tried to maintain a tone that would be appropriate and credible for a 21st century teenager and I have tried to be a voice I wish I could have had when I was seventeen.


Thanks to everyone who ever read the novel or the blog. I hope you are being “edutained.” If you knew Antonio, I hope you remember him with as much love & laughter as I do. 


Cheers to fifteen + years! XO

Martha C. Chemas, Esq. 

10.28.2021

"Renwick The Exorcist" III

Bonum Vir stood in front of Cleo’s residence. He was surprised and to be honest, a tiny bit annoyed that his significant other had not yet answered her door. They had plans, as well as extremely hard to get reservations for dinner and he did not want to be late. As Bonum took a few steps back from the door, he looked to the end of the street. As he used his phone to call Cleo again, he noticed smoke near the top of the hill, above the former Pound Pediatric Hospital & Research Center. Was that lot on fire again? Bonum Vir scrutinized the horizon more carefully but could not further identify anything out of the ordinary, until he observed a police car had come to a full stop, just a few feet from where Bonum Vir was standing, late model phone in his hand, tie around his neck, unaware of the very bad news which was about to be conveyed to him by the officer in the car.


Eyes narrowing, Bonum watched intently as the officer got out of the car, holding a phone. Bonum now had his phone on speaker, and it had been ringing but there had been no reply until that moment when he heard the sound that indicated Cleo’s phone answered his call. No one said anything. 


Carefully, the officer, holding Cleo’s phone, took a step closer towards a confused Bonum, and addressed him: “Who were you trying to reach?”


Bonum Vir glared at the officer, with growing and uncharacteristic umbrage; “My girlfriend. What are you doing with her phone?”


“What is your name, son? You’ll be needing to come with me.”


“I’m Bonum Vir, I’m not your son, and what are you doing with my girlfriend’s phone?”


The officer sighed, mostly to himself, “This phone you’ve been calling was recently recovered at the site of the former Pound Pediatric Hospital & Research Center, where a fatal accident appears to have occurred this evening.” 


Bonum had gone with the uniformed officer and identified the now late Dr. Cleo Mariniere. The authorities’ best guess was that Cleo had died of unexpected, but completely natural causes. Oddly, her nostrils and mouth had been slightly, faintly blackened with what might be soot; her remains reflected no signs of assault. There was no soot in Dr. Mariniere’s throat and there had been no indications of a large fire at the ruin. There was nothing that could burn there, anyway, all that was left of Pound was stone and dirt. 


Bonum had driven back to Pound after departing the coroner, nearly in the middle of the night, to search for Renwick, and to personally confirm the details that had been relayed to him by the authorities. A portion of the area had been cordoned off. 


Under the cast of the full moon, Bonum incredulously confirmed to himself there had been no large fire there recently. He surveyed the hillside with rancor; still no sign of the dog. 





Several hours later Bonum Vir sat in his home office. The genetic genealogist had been crying into his hands, and now looked out of the floor-to-ceiling windows of his home office over to the full moon glittering above the dawning metropolis. 


As Bonum continued his gaze, his silk tie still around his carefully shaved neck, and what he had intended to be Cleo’s engagement ring still in his hip pocket, his adroit mind desolately recollected to that moment in time, just a few short hours ago, when the biggest problem he had, in this ever expanding world, was that his girlfriend was late for dinner. 


Later that week, Bonum Vir shivered in the well lit mausoleum in continuing disbelief. Dr. Cleo Virginia Mariniere’s funeral had just concluded. Their plans, gone. Their future, vanished. 


“Aren’t you that guy from the parking lot?”


“Bonum Vir. That’s right.” He collected his thoughts, self-consciously touching his face, recalling to that evening, and to the high pitched shriek that had emanated from a distance as he had happily walked hand in hand with Cleo. He studied Nurse Tusadera’s gloved hands. Bonum could see very long, pointy, dark burgundy fingernails beneath the sheerness of her black net and leather gloves; her scent hinted moribund. Involuntarily, Bonum shuddered. 





Renwick ran as fast as he could, picking up improbable speed. As Renwick ran faster and yet even faster, the goldendoodle with kindly eyes, in a wide white collar, began to glitter and glow. His dog parts, to an onlooker, would have seemed to be alternating between disappearing and once again reappearing, and transforming to human parts. Renwick fully rematerialized as human. He stopped running. This was the part he had not yet fully mastered. Renwick now stood, again as a man, his personhood clothed and cloaked, and he found himself again just beyond the lobby of the Pound Pediatric Hospital & Research Center. Also again, the year was 1753, and it was the night of the fire in which Emily Ann Pound and her hospital playmates had most brutally and cruelly perished. 


Father Renwick ventured only between these two worlds now. In the form of Father Renwick, the kindly and dedicated exorcist who had arrived at Pound versed of the evil with which he would spar, and in the form of a canine.


Further, as Renwick was about to perish in the fire that brutally incinerated Emily Ann Pound and her hospital playmates, just at the moment the flames were about to render him unconscious, Father Renwick, the he corporeal,  would instead dematerialize, and as quickly reappear, in canine form, a goldendoodle, at the present day grounds of the former Pound Pediatric Hospital & Research Center, now a heap of ash and dejection. After this transformation Renwick was always exhausted. 


Taking on canine form, in the present day, when he’d wandered to the doorstep of Dr. Mariniere, and allowed her to find him there, Renwick’s otherworldly instincts had led him to a potentially fearsome ally to the children of Pound. 


However he did not have sufficient mastery over his form to have saved Cleo. It was agony for Renwick, who had successfully exorcised so many demons before arriving at Pound, to completely comprehend that he now had to recruit yet another human ally from the present day, in his continuing campaign to defeat The Nanti.


Renwick had not had any luck attempting to conduct his human allies into the past of that fiery evening, which by now he had gruesomely relived several times. Each time ended identically: about to be rendered unconscious by the rapidly engulfing flames, he found himself in the present day, in the form of a goldendoodle, wandering the ruins of the Pound Pediatric Hospital & Research Center. 


Renwick thought back to the days when his body had been much younger. The higher ranked priests in his order, in lieu of an elevation in rank, had voted and agreed to issue Renwick a commendation, recognition for the strenuous work he had already performed saving the possessed souls of afflicted children near Salem, Masschussets, before his appointment to Pound. He was in no way inclined to suffer Emily Ann Pound and her playmates to fall subject to The Nanti’s demonic assaults and provocations.


Father Renwick had not been completely unsuccessful in his negotiations twixt his two worlds. That autumn evening, the first night Dr.Cleo Virginia Mariniere had fallen through to the afternoon of the fire, Renwick had been able to rescue her, carry her out, and even to take her to the front of her home, where he had  originally allowed her to find him. His old stagecoach had materialized for assistance. Although Renwick had been able to spare Cleo that evening, he wasn’t certain why he’d been able to help her that way. Skies thundering in front of her home that night, he had rather suddenly, and not entirely consciously, taken on the form of the goldendoodle again, and had watched in amazement as the coach dematerialized into the evening. Cleo, with her back to the street, had been focused on opening the door and leading them inside, and thus had not seen it happen. 


Perhaps, Renwick considered, it depended on the human he chose as an ally. Cleo had been particularly open to his suggestions and had on many occasions removed his leash, and otherwise complied with his unspoken requests to her.



As Father Renwick dejectedly considered past failures, he compassionately reminded himself of the many souls he had delivered from demons before he had ever arrived at Pound Pediatric Hospital & Research Center. 


Renwick could only conclude that instead of trying to take his chosen human ally back to the night of the fire that brutally exterminated Emily Ann Pound and her playmates, he was instead to find some way to stop The Nanti in the present. Perhaps the past could not be changed no matter how much mastery Renwick attained over his shifting forms. 



As night descended upon the Pound Ruins, Renwick as goldendoodle carefully crossed the road to the old neon lit gas station, where Bonum Vir conscientiously, yet dejectedly, filled the tires of his late model car with air. 


“Where did you come from, fella? Been looking all over for you! Thought I’d never see you again, for certain. Why didn’t she chip you, Renwick?”


For the first time in the days since Cleo’s sudden demise, Bonum Vir genuinely smiled as he led the white collared goldendoodle to the back seat of his vehicle and shut the passenger door. Bonum Vir would take the dog home, give him a fragrant bubble bath, and try to sleep, for the first time in weeks.


Indefatiguedly curling up in the backseat of Bonum Vir’s coupe, Renwick’s kindly eyes blazed intensely, like the fires that had failed to consume him. 


Across the road, at Croatoan Cemetery, a fisher watched jealously and howled viciously.


(Editor's note: Renwick The Exorcist is a fictional ghost story.)


🎃🎃🎃 Happy Halloween 








9.28.2021

“Renwick The Exorcist” II

The year is almost 2022. Cleo Virginia Mariniere, middle school science teacher extraordinaire was, on this particular weekend evening, browsing the wine selection at the new supermarket mini mall, with her infamous significant other, Bonum Vir. He enchanted her with his dazzling smile, as his arm extended conspiratorially toward a flagon of De Grave on the well lit shelf.


Across the street, an extra large brown fisher agitatedly ran along the perimeter of the former Pound Pediatric Hospital & Research Center. A chilling howl emanated from the fisher, shattering the miasmatic mist characteristic of an early winter night at Croatoan Cemetery. 


Bonum had just secured the trunk of his late model automobile when he turned slightly to behold Cleo, as she earnestly regarded the approaching female pedestrian in the parking lot. 


Not wishing to impose, neither wishing to appear inattentive by boarding his vehicle, Bonum Vir hovered between the back of the car and Cleo. As the brief conversation concluded, the woman who had approached Cleo began to walk away from her. Recessing, she peered over her shoulder and shot Bonum Vir a meaning glance. Her words, however, were for Cleo: “You should stay away from the former Pound Pediatric Hospital & Research Center, Dr. Mariniere, there’s nothing there for you.”  




The year was 1753. Several of the children at the Pound Pediatric Hospital & Research Center had been rolled and wheeled to the big room in the back of the stone and brick Pennsylvania Colonial. Pound had originally been a private residence, with an infirmary, bequeathed; to be used as a hospital. Later, to accommodate the research center, a gothic revival addition was erected. 


Visible from the windows in the big room in the back, a long, wide hill sloped gently, and one could survey the surrounding countryside expansively, due to the structure’s place on the hill. Tall trees and sturdy homes dotted the billowing countryside. Wearing paper party hats, the pediatric patients in the big room sang in unison to their fellow patient, Emily Ann Pound, a descendant of the benefactor who had made Pound Pediatric Hospital & Research Center possible. 


Emily Ann clasped her hands in shy but excited expectation as they were served carefully considered refreshments in the late afternoon. Emily Ann regretted being sick and missed being home. It was all forgotten for a few moments as she clasped her hands excitedly, also in a party hat, as well as in a tiara, smiling shyly. 


As they were enjoying their refreshments, one of the girls approached the dais. 

“Let’s meet back here after The Nanti puts us to bed,” she whispered to Emily Ann. “Who wants to stay inside those stuffy rooms all night, anyway?”


Two floors below, a horse drawn coach came to a jangling stop on the trail in front of Pound Pediatric Hospital & Research Center. Slowly, assiduously, his wide white collar visible beneath his autumnal cloak, Father Renwick stepped out of the carriage and thoughtfully, carefully, set his feet on the gravelly trail, and set his sights, for the first time, upon the Pound Pediatric Hospital & Research Center. This would be work, and home, for the immediate and perhaps continuing future, he thought. 


A woman dressed in Nurse’s garb approached the trail to meet Father Renwick. 


“Thank you for finding your way here, Father Renwick, it’s a shame Father Inchfeal took so ill and had to be taken for treatment.”

“Thank you, Nurse. Your name, what is it?” 

“Please call me The Nanti, Father Renwick, that’s what the children call me. How auspicious to have a man of your experience here, we have heard of your long history of ministering to the sick, and especially to children.”

 

“Thank you, Nurse.  The procedures at Pound are now officially under review, that’s why the Order sent me. I come bearing a letter of introduction as well as a Ministerial Letter. The latter indicates the minor patients are being restrained, and several have died during exorcisms. Thus, it is especially unfortunate that Father Inchfeal has taken ill and departed. 


“Oh yes, Father. Very ill. T’was the stress of performing the rites, if you want to know what I would say.  The children wore him down. Evil, dirty, creatures of perdition, most of them.”


“The patients will be treated with compassion, Nurse. And I will conduct my review.”


“Well, go along now, Father, 'tis a shame Father Renwick, that your predecessor took quite so ill. Father Inchfeal won’t be able to help you now…”


As the night descended, The Nanti hurried back towards the third floor infirmary. Most of the little beasts were poor, the benefactor had seen to that when he provided for Pound, insisting that it be used to treat the local indigent as well as his own issue. Sometimes, when their gashed little bodies stopped responding to the beatings, The Nanti rewarded herself with the valuable trinkets the patients’ families had entrusted to Pound.  However, in most cases, she had to content her sadistic Nanti heart with the satisfaction of their little contorted faces, at times dumped in the infirmary as often as back in their soiled beds. Little demons, she thought, diabolically, a burden to us all.


Naturally, The Nanti was not actually a nurse. The Nanti was a shape shifting demon. She often took the form of a fisher, sometimes also taking the form of several small animals at once. Humans, The Nanti had observed, unthinkingly, trustingly, reacted to the authority of the uniform of a nurse. The Nanti, who had taken form in this world to harness and deploy evil,  had learned to exploit this human tendency to further her own nonhuman ends. 


The Nanti had a natural ease traveling between eras and forms and had disposed of Father Inchfeal, summoning the wickedness her hard won years of afflicting the less powerful and the more easily provoked had bestowed. Now The Nanti had Father Renwick poking around her demesne, the Pound Pediatric Hospital & Research Center. This would not end well, she sensed. 


Upstairs, in a private hospital room, the little girl lay dejectedly. Emily Ann Pound was gaunt beneath her now soiled dress and she felt so very afraid. Momma had left her here days ago and had not returned. Emily Ann just wanted to see her fluffy pink bedroom again, and her beloved kitten, Saffron, and play dolls with her friends. Yesterday had been her 14th birthday. A birthday in a hospital, she thought glumly, fighting back tears and dread. At least this afternoon had been fun. 


***


Several weeks after Bonum Vir witnessed the warning Dr. Mariniere was issued in the parking lot of the new supermarket mini mall, Dr. Mariniere once again found herself taking a leisurely walk with her friendly goldendoodle. 


Hoping to avoid another lost evening, Cleo Virginia Mariniere had taken the utmost precautions when she had arrived at the perimeter of the former Pound Pediatric Hospital & Research Center. Rather than take Renwick off his leash, she had let him lead the way; he had seemed so intent on doing so. Nevertheless, Cleo had, after crossing into the area near where earlier in the year she had somehow fallen into a tunnel, again found herself, as if in mid air, descending, with, again an unfamiliar breeze nipping at her neck and back. Feeling herself land, she sprang to her feet and almost reflexively grabbed for her phone. It was not in her waist pack. Cleo spun toward where there seemed to be some light, and as she did so her mind registered several anomalies.


Perhaps the phone had fallen out of her waist pack before she fell into this dimly lit space of as yet undefined proportions? Perhaps, although she did not remember doing so, she had relinquished her hold on Renwick’s leash? Perhaps the large room in front of her, which she could now see into clearly, was in her imagination? Perhaps she had hit her head when she had fallen, and was now only experiencing some kind of dream as she lay at the foot of the ruin. 


As the space in which she found herself came further into focus, the big room now behind her, and several smaller rooms before her, Cleo Virginia Mariniere stood in a corridor. Cleo Virginia struggled to steady herself and her powers of detection. In one of the smaller rooms she now faced, the spectral birthday girl she had previously observed clasping her hands on a dais, now lay on a bed. Emily Ann Pound was whimpering. A woman dressed in old fashioned nurse’s clothes hunched over her. 


“Evil child, you were told to stay in your room! Now you shall heed my words without exception!” And the long arm belonging to the body in the old fashioned clothes and nurse’s hat reached over and struck the whimpering child’s face, hard, and with determination. 


Cleo Virginia, upon seeing this, immediately started to move toward Emily Ann Pound’s bed, in defense of the helpless child. The room it seemed, from Cleo’s vantage point in the long corridor, was only a few short feet away. However, Cleo Virginia Mariniere Ph.D. was dispiritedly shocked to realize, she could not move. Her body was frozen, in that standing position in the corridor, with the big room with the windows facing the countryside to her left, and several small rooms, like the one into which she now peered, before her. Thinking quickly, and realizing she was somehow unable to approach closer into the child patient’s room, Cleo Virginia instead decided to take a mental note of the details of the room, so she could diligently describe them later to the proper authorities. The child Cleo recognized bore restraints across her little elbows, as well as along her shins. The child’s waving flaxen hair encircled her shoulders as she whimpered. Adjacent to the bed was a night stand, upon which a lit candle glowed.



Just at that moment, Emily Ann Pound’s fear became anger. Who was this poisonous woman, to strike her? Emily Ann Pound thought she had seen the odious nurse pocketing one of the other children’s earrings but had told herself she must be mistaken. Now, Emily Ann was certain of it. As Emily Ann’s hands desperately and frustratedly grasped at the mattress, her mind’s simple but profound fury had come to focus on the lit candle at her bedside. It twinkled a few inches from the folds of one of the sleeves of the nurse’s uniform. Emily Ann Pound indexed the stinging pain to her face and continued to stare at the narrowing expanse of space between the lit candle on her nightstand and the folds of the Nurse’s gown’s sleeve, her fury emboldened. Where was Momma? A birthday in a hospital. And now tied to a bed as this iniquitous beast struck her. One more beseeching glance at the candle, and Emily Ann Pound, a bashful child more used to being surrounded by the fluffy pink of her bedroom, and delicate porcelain dolls, the likes of which she had now not seen in days, this small child’s giant fury knocked that lit candle on the night stand over. The flame of the candle quickly leaped the few inches to the dress sleeve of the insidious demon disguised as a nurse and now, that nurse’s arm was on fire.


Cleo Virginia had watched in disbelief as the candle knocked over, seemingly on its own, and had set the nurse on fire. As the Nurse turned to run out of the room, Cleo Virginia saw her face for the first time and finally realized it was The Nanti. 


The Nanti, antique clothes in flames, ran past Cleo Mariniere, in the long corridor, as if she had not even seen Cleo.  Cleo could still not move, and had further realized that she could not scream either. Cleo was trapped and suffocating in a pre colonial nightmare. 


A man with kindly eyes and a priest’s frock, complete with its wide white collar, ran frantically down the corridor, from some unknown room beyond where Cleo’s gaze could identify, towards the little girl’s room, which was quickly filling with flames and smoke. As he crossed the threshold into the room, in what seemed to Cleo a desperate attempt to rescue the child, burning debris from overhead struck the kindly eyed priest and slapped him to the ground. Cleo could no longer see into Emily Ann Pound’s room, it was too smoky. The entire structure creaked and threatened to splinter into pieces, as stone smoked and brick released sparks. The Priest on the floor was completely immobile and was now also consumed by flames and cinder. The fire had taken form so quickly from that moment, which only seemed a few seconds ago, when the candle caught The Nanti’s dress, to this hellscape now before Cleo Virginia.


Cleo Virginia Mariniere felt her throat burning and her eyes stinging, as the corridor continued to fill with astringent smoke, yet she could not move.



(Editor's note: Renwick The Exorcist is a fictional ghost story.)




Renwick The Exorcist” A Halloween Tale in Three Parts: 


“Renwick The Exorcist” Part Ihttps://stanza28.blogspot.com/2021/08/renwick-exorcist-i.html (Released August 28, 2021)


"Renwick The Exorcist” Part IIhttps://stanza28.blogspot.com/2021/09/renwick-exorcist-ii.html (Released September 28, 2021)


"Renwick The Exorcist” Part III: Available October 28, 2021


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