8.28.2021

“Renwick The Exorcist” I

 Cleo Virginia Mariniere had the habit of walking past the cemetery on her way home from work. It was well maintained and quite old, with graves that dated back centuries. Along the north perimeter of the memorial park, on a hill, sat ruins from what had once been a pediatric hospital and research center.

On this particular afternoon Cleo Mariniere had walked past the cemetery to her home, and circled back with her dog Renwick, a goldendoodle Cleo had found wandering on her front patio on a far-reaching afternoon several years ago. Cleo Mariniere had been immediately smitten with his kind eyes, and wide white collar. Renwick was a happy pooch who needed to stretch his legs and Cleo Mariniere wanted to give him the chance to do that before it was too late. Cleo Mariniere still had to grade several more of her students’ papers when she settled into her favorite barcalounger in her living room, and Cleo Mariniere was not planning to go out again after that. 


As they meandered along the perimeter of the cemetery, Cleo Mariniere was distractedly considering why the dilapidated stone remnants of a Children’s Hospital were so close to, and practically adjacent to a cemetery. That’s when Renwick started to chase a squirrel.


There were no cars around and it was okay with Cleo Mariniere for Renwick to take a few joyful leaps before they returned to her small home, and Cleo Mariniere was not alarmed by Renwick’s movements along the grassy stones at all. However, it was starting to get dark at which point Renwick would be nearly invisible to any cars and that concerned Cleo Mariniere as she gazed around the hilly north perimeter of the now dusking, mostly grassy cemetery.


The hospital ruins were comprised of what looked like the back wall of what had been, perhaps, a three or four story building that may have been about the width of one city block. Cleo Mariniere had curiously researched for information about it, and until then, her benign curiosity had gone unanswered. 


The other three sides of the ruin were only a few feet high, these heights varying, overgrown with grass, wildflowers and undulating piles of dirt. Along the side that flanked the north perimeter of the cemetery, the gothic stone of the former center extruded more visibly to the human eye, due to a long bald patch of extra dark dirt. Nitrogen rich soil, Cleo Mariniere, a science teacher, observed to herself, common where human remains had decomposed.


“Renwick!”


The kindly-eyed pooch was nowhere to be seen. Nevertheless, within the perimeter of the ruins, glimmering lights captured Cleo’s attention in the fall dusk. Cleo Mariniere quickened her steps. Damn dog. Cleo Mariniere would never finish her grading before midnight if Renwick didn’t materialize soon. 


Cleo Mariniere reminded herself to tread carefully despite her concern about the wasting day. After all, if she stepped on a rusty nail and had to go to the ER to get an emergency tetanus shot, her grading schedule would be seriously compromised. “What on earth possessed me to take Renwick off his leash?” she thought, somewhat distractedly. Renwick could encounter an equally gory fate at these deserted hospital grounds…


On the horizon, to Cleo Mariniere’s right, was the recently opened supermarket, next to the old gas station; flickering neon signs on a darkening fall night. To her left, a cemetery parking lot, scented by tree bark and the perfume the cemetery used to mask the smell of decomposing human flesh. 


Cleo Mariniere thought she saw Renwick’s tail wagging in the distance and was torn between wanting to check her phone and wanting to not lose sight of her trusty goldendoodle. 


That is when Cleo Mariniere heard what sounded like singing, from far away.  Cleo Mariniere adjusted her posture as she concentrated on identifying what she was hearing. It definitely sounded like children singing, but the melody, rather than pleasing her, sent a stiff chill down her spine. 


Happy Birthday?

Were they singing Happy Birthday?


Cleo Mariniere relented and checked her phone. It was getting late and Renwick’s tail was no longer visible in the quickening night. Cleo Mariniere used the phone like a flashlight to scan along that tall back wall and finally, Cleo ran towards her dog. Cleo Mariniere had almost caught up with Renwick, who appeared near the back of the ruin’s perimeter. As Cleo Mariniere took one more step, she heard a sickening crack, and felt herself falling. An unfamiliar breeze beckoned at her neck as she descended. 


Disoriented, having landed in a pile of dirt, Cleo Virginia Mariniere heard the singing again:


Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday to you


Cleo Mariniere had fallen through the ground, into some kind of hole. Perhaps it was a tunnel. The older homes in the neighborhood had been built before the Revolution and those estates had contained tunnels, to fend off attacks from Native Americans. Cleo Mariniere had heard local gossip about how sometimes those tunnels were still in use. 


Okay, Cleo Mariniere thought, dusting herself off, in a dark illuminated only by her phone light. I’m not hurt, I fell through some kind of rotted floorboards at the old Children’s Hospital and I’m in some kind of tunnel. 


What happened to Renwick?


And how do I get back up to street level?


Cleo Mariniere brushed soil out of her auburn hair. This morning she’d gathered that chignon with such care. What a sloppy mess she must look now, she thought. At least nothing feels broken. Just find your dog and go, she commanded herself. Those papers are never gonna get graded and I am starting to feel creeped out.


“Happy Birthday to you”

“Happy Birthday to you”


Now, completely unnerved, Cleo Mariniere’s line of sight followed the childish singing voices, behind her. 


Cleo Mariniere’s heart THUMPED. They looked like they were almost a city block away. Gathered around in a circle were several children. Glowing in a diaphanous party dress, one child, standing apart from the others, was visible from the distance. Cleo Mariniere stood and stared transfixed, now in horror.


They had Renwick. 


Her goldendoodle was surrounded by children. Cleo Mariniere continued to stare in shocked disbelief as she moved closer towards them. The children glittered unexpectedly and overall seemed somewhat transparent. Their little bodies turned toward a dais where the birthday girl in a diaphanous dress seemed to be clasping her hands in excited anticipation. One of the small children before her attempted to place a paper party hat on the laconic dog.


Cleo Mariniere was mute, with a mixture of horror and curiosity. Although the children were translucent and glowing, she could make out pertinent details that further alarmed her.


The birthday girl, hands still clasped expectantly, well, Cleo Mariniere could discern that she was the birthday girl from her tiara and her paper hat, its elastic secured below her chin, but, her flesh, the flesh on her little face looked decayed. There were spots of sooty dark as well as an actual absence of flesh, where the tip of her chin should have been. As Cleo Mariniere continued to recoil in horror, she noticed the girl’s arms, long and thin beneath the sheer and pink short puffed sleeves of her party dress, were similarly decayed. Thick black marks encircled her neck as well as her wrists. There was almost no flesh at all on the emaciated creature’s small hands. 


The singing children encircling Renwick shared the birthday girl’s undead pallor of decay, as well as her semiformal style of dress. It was old fashioned, Cleo Mariniere desperately realized, before everything went BLACK.


The next thing Cleo Mariniere remembered was regaining consciousness in the back of an ambulance. It was stopped outside of her residence. Cleo Mariniere had recognized her home as she emerged from the creaky open back doors of the ambulance. 


“Are you certain you want to be left here with your canine instead of being taken to a proper infirmary or hospital Ms. Mariniere?” said a voice Cleo heard, only distantly, in the now late night.


Overhead it thundered ominously. Cleo Mariniere shakily pushed open her front door. Renwick was whining and promptly curled up, exhausted, on the apple green velvet sofa. Bewildered and similarly exhausted, Cleo Mariniere thought: Where was Renwick’s leash? Where had that old fashioned ambulance come from? 


Cleo Mariniere shakily looked out the window as the skies thundered again. A low peach and gray hued fog had descended upon the now mostly empty street. It was hours later, Cleo Mariniere and Renwick were quite disheveled and the *#$% papers were still ungraded. 


Further into the autumn, seated in the back of her own classroom, Cleo Mariniere tried to concentrate. She’d had almost no sleep due to her recent grading backlog. Today, as part of an outreach program, a nurse, “Nanti Tusadera, R.N.” would address the students about careers in medicine. 


A slide show accompanied Nurse Tusadera’s narrative for the students. It concerned the history of some of the local hospital systems. Cleo Mariniere had mostly heard the lecture before. Her waning interest in the presentation was piqued by slides depicting a former children’s pediatric hospital and research center.


The old photographs were of the Pound Pediatric Hospital & Research Center. “Its ruins are adjacent to the Croatoan Cemetery and are still visible from the supermarket mini mall on Alley Street. One entire floor of this facility was devoted to treating indigent children who would otherwise not have been able to afford treatment. A common problem of that era was accumulated toxicity, a type of poisoning which sometimes caused seizures in children. Various kinds of contamination ran rampant in this era and due to insufficient knowledge and training, children were often misdiagnosed, and understood to be possessed, and in need of an exorcism.” 


Cleo Mariniere lurched out of her seat to interrupt the slideshow. If it got back to the students' parents that the science teacher had a guest speaker who discussed religion with the students, Cleo Mariniere’s job could be in jeopardy.


“Thank you so much, Nurse Tusadera! We’re so grateful for your visit!” “Class, that concludes Nurse Tusadera’s presentation.”


Lowering her voice a bit, Cleo Mariniere looked toward Nurse Tusadera, “Please allow me to take you out for lunch if you like, Nurse Tusadera.”


A few minutes later, Cleo Mariniere, middle school science teacher extraordinaire sat, with Nurse Tusadera, in the faculty section of the middle school cafeteria. The walls of the cafeteria were painted light chartreuse, reminiscent of vomit.  


“Please call me, “The Nanti”, Ms. Mariniere, that’s what everybody calls me. The Pound Pediatric Hospital & Research Center treated indigent children as well as children of means. However, often, there were very different outcomes for the indigent pediatric patients. Many times, after they were admitted, they never again left the hospital. Exorcisms were performed on site, for those children, to treat what were probably toxin induced seizure disorders and accompanying behavioral disorders. They were often restrained.” 


Cleo Virginia Mariniere Ph.D., listened with restrained skepticism. “Please call me Dr. Mariniere, or Cleo. I wrote, presented and defended my dissertation on the scientific method last year.” 


The nurse continued, “Well that’s the folklore, anyway. There are no records of those children, or even of the research wing, unfortunately. When the building burned down its administrative records went with it, and by that time they’d been closed for decades… It wasn’t their first fire. Drives me to rage, Dr. Mariniere, sickened children, restrained in their beds, dying in a fire. That’s why the hospital lost their charter. The place then went to ruin. There’s nothing to see there now.” 


“I walk my dog near there. We love it, but had no idea its history was so sordid until you mentioned it to the class. Is there anything more to the story, anything that can be corroborated?”


“No. Pound wasn’t part of any still existing local hospital system. Remember that we are talking centuries ago. Pound was originally the residence of affluent pre-colonists. They added an infirmary out of necessity and left it to the community on the condition that Pound’s descendants receive care. It was built around them. Back then such institutions were much less organized. There was much less licensing and structure. The hospitals we know today weren’t even a thought in these folks’ minds. Standardized procedures for diagnosis? No such thing. Records wise… there have been too many catastrophes at the site and it was too long ago to be certain about anything. However, my family has been in nursing for generations, and I remember my now late, Great Aunt Nanti recalling about the exorcisms and fires, around the holidays. Great Aunt Nanti… never had her own children… hasn’t walked this world in years… sometimes when she took to her storytelling she would remember us to her Great Aunt Nanti. Nursing’s in my blood, Dr. Mariniere.”


“Well, thank you so much for coming to speak with the students, and with me.”







(Editor's note: Renwick The Exorcist is a fictional ghost story.)


“Renwick The Exorcist” A Halloween Tale in Three Parts: 


“Renwick The Exorcist” Part Ihttps://stanza28.blogspot.com/2021/08/renwick-exorcist-i.html (Released August 28, 2021)


"Renwick The Exorcist” Part IIhttps://stanza28.blogspot.com/2021/09/renwick-exorcist-ii.html (Released September 28, 2021)


"Renwick The Exorcist” Part III: Available October 28, 2021


🎃🎃🎃 Happy Halloween 🎃🎃🎃

7.17.2021

“Make the Music With Your Mouth, Biz”

 “Not gonna act conceited and say I'm the best

But I'm guaranteed to pass any kind of test” Biz, from “Make the Music With Your Mouth, Biz”



The influence of Biz Markie’s creative and quirky vision, clearly evident in his lyrics and videos, is refracted throughout hip hop. 3rd Bass’ “The Gas Face” (1989) seems to be a response to Biz’ “Vapors” (1988) as it ponders the evolution of a series of sentiments that consider the nature of authentic support, allyship and friendship. 


What does it mean to support someone, if we only root for them when they are winning? And while we are at it, how can we deconstruct the racially motivated narratives too often used to denigrate and delegitimize the successes and triumphs of our friends? 


These are just some of the quandaries addressed in the back and forth between these two songs. To survey the late artist’s broader influence on hip hop, and pop music generally, could fill at least one book.  RIP. 

6.09.2021

Champagne Stuffed Shells

This recipe was devised in anticipation of Thanksgiving 2020. The recipe was improved by considering intervening similarities and distinctions when preparing stuffed manicotti versus Mac and Cheese. As it is a Thanksgiving recipe, gruyere was favored. Marinara as well as the time consuming task of stuffing shells was jettisoned; largish pasta shells capture the gratin-y sauce almost incidentally. If desired one can add crab or lobster or bacon before baking. 

Try Champagne Stuffed Shells with XO sauce on the side. This arrangement received rave reviews Super Bowl Weekend 2021.


Serves: 4 as a side/2 as a main


You will need:


🧑‍🍳 1 Box large pasta shells


🧑‍🍳 Champagne béchamel 

(1 tablespoon flour, 1/2 stick butter, milk, nutmeg, 2 cups gruyere, 1 stick cream cheese, 2 oz champagne)


🧑‍🍳 1/2 cup shredded Monterey Jack or blue cheese



Procedure:


Boil the shells to al dente, drain, add a bit of olive oil or butter, and reserve in a baking dish. 

Prepare the Champagne béchamel on the stovetop. Pour the sauce over the shells. Carefully fold together with a silicone spatula or large wooden spoon. Place baking dish in oven.


More specifically:


To fashion the béchamel, start with a tablespoon of flour and a tablespoon of butter in a saucepan, and add milk as needed.


Once the sauce is at the right consistency, add nutmeg & 2 cups of shredded gruyere. If at any point you think the sauce is in danger of burning, add milk. After the gruyere is melted add 1 stick of cream cheese. When the cream cheese is completely melted into the existing béchamel, fold it all together for a few seconds, and then slowly add 2 ounces of champagne. Stir slowly & carefully over heat for 1-2 minutes. Remove from the stovetop and pour sauce into your baking dish. 


( If inclined, add crab or lobster or bacon.)


Sprinkle shredded Monterey Jack or blue cheese on top & place in the oven to bake at 350 for about 28 minutes.


If desired, serve with XO sauce on the side. ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zRavSJPj_Q )



🥂Cheers to all celebratory moments & lives well lived 🥂


5.13.2021

The Consent of the Governed in the US

 Recently the FTC as well as the DOJ have initiated consultations with foreign countries that amount to requesting their input on how to enforce American Law. (https://www.ftc.gov/news-events/press-releases/2021/05/multilateral-pharmaceutical-merger-task-force-seeks-public-input ) I find this trend extremely disturbing, not only because it demonstrates so little regard for the notion of the “consent of the governed”, but also because it may raise issues with the separation of powers. This is government overreach defined. When a federal body seeks the advice of a foreign government on how to regulate Americans it should clearly indicate the source(s) of where it has been granted such authority, and if it cannot do so, it should refrain from operating in this manner which affords citizens and our interests no accountability to the parties it has speciously allowed to regulate us. 


If the US wants treaty authority in a discrete area of law, so as to enforce same against Americans, it needs to follow the appropriate procedures. I am not a citizen of the EU and do not have significant ties there. I do like to visit some EU countries. This alone is the sum of my involvement with the EU, yet somehow, they seem to have been awarded input over FTC enforcement. The FTC and DOJ need to clarify their intentions to the American people. 


What’s next? Will these foreign countries tax us as well? I love visiting Canada and even have family there. This is not enough for me to vote in a Canadian election. There is an appropriate forum for multilateral decision-making that may directly affect United States interests and conservation of these important boundaries, procedures and frameworks matters. 



Bibliography:

Nation III, George A. “We The People: The Consent of the Governed in the 21st Century: The People’s Unalienable Right To Make Law” accessed May 13, 2021 at: https://drexel.edu/~/media/Files/law/law%20review/spring_2012/Nation.ashx


1.24.2021

Fat Tuesday Lasagna

Cheers to a new year, all! Now that it is January 24th, 2021, some blog related observations are hereby made:

"A Brief History of Nino's Block*" is the most viewed post from this blog ever. 😊 This is exceptional, not only because it demonstrates interest in the history of the events considered, in comparison to all of the other topics deliberated by this blog, but also because today is 314 years since "the first recorded capital crime in Queens County, New York" give or take 11 days, or possibly a year and 11 days. 

We are also a year into the pandemic. Thus we are a year into re-envisioning all aspects of our existence, including perhaps, most significantly, details and circumstances we may have formerly performed rotely. 

In about three weeks it will be time for the Lunar New Year, Year of the Ox, as well as Valentine's Day, and Fat Tuesday. Of course, as with any important day, the question is, what will we be eating to commemorate the occasion? 

In the spirit of sharing friendly healing vibes in a time of mass strife, the decision was made to share this recipe. The recipe subject of this post was devised and happily consumed in Queens on Fat Tuesday in 2020. While not a completely traditional lasagna, it does reflect a lifetime of influences. By sharing this recipe now, you have some time to try it out, and if you like it you can include it on your own menu for one or more of the upcoming fun and festive occasions.


🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭


Recipe Ingredients & Components:


1 box oven ready lasagna sheets

1.5 cups red marinara


4 cups béchamel (flour, butter, egg) with 1/2 cube chicken bullion and 1 beaten egg

1/3 cup mozzarella diced


2 cups chicken breast

1/2 cup turkey breast

1 tin sardines in oil


1 large yellow onion sliced

1 tomato

1 stick butter



Process:


Butter a 9x 11 baking dish

Cover w/ 3 sheets lasagna


In a deep frying pan combine marinara and sardines, and ladle over 1st layer of lasagna, reserving about 1/3.

Cover w/ 3 sheets lasagna


In a deep frying pan combine yellow onion and tomato, and add 2 tablespoons butter. When soft, add poultry, cubed. When the mixture begins to caramelize, add a few tablespoons of water or white wine to deglaze. Combine mixture, remove heat, and ladle into lasagna pan. 

Cover w/ 3 sheets lasagna


Add reserved marinara sardine sauce into dish

Cover w/ 3 sheets lasagna

Add 4 cups béchamel with beaten egg mixed in, and sprinkle with cubed or grated mozzarella.


Cover with foil and bake for 35 min at 350. Remove foil and bake for an additional 7 min.

Remove from oven, let cool (10 - 15 min) and serve. 



If you try the recipe you will hopefully find it uncomplicated to execute. For most cooks the most challenging aspect of the recipe is whipping up the bechamel, which is merely a matter of practice. Also, if you want to try to make a particularly latin bechamel, replace the traditional flour used in making bechamel with the kind of flour that comes inside boxed buñuelo mix. Buen provecho! 

12.15.2020

Beta Testing Criptext Et Cetera

The history of how I got to the place where this blog post begins is a little bit convoluted, so please allow me to begin by reviewing, or in the reader’s case, introducing, some of the relevant context:

Several years ago, chairing a committee meeting for a legal non profit, I conducted a brief brainstorming session on information security within a law context, in San Francisco. 


Some of the characteristics of the meeting will be familiar to women: being interrupted by someone who I outranked, and noting an existing conflict, which some participants were attempting to impose upon the group, which had nothing to do with my agenda.


Nevertheless, I forged ahead, attempting to lead the group to some kind of new ground, where our interests were aligned rather than opposed.


One of the few meeting participants who was not an attorney had given a presentation on issues in infosec and cars. No one had told me he would be at the meeting, even though I had been somewhat responsible for planning it. 


I told this party specifically that when my research from that brainstorming session was done, I would acknowledge his contribution, since I had not been apprised of his attendance (H/T https://twitter.com/joshcorman). 


One of the things he addressed within the context of infosec was automobile components, and how they are planned and made years in advance.



At that time, I was using the email address martha [@] marthachemas.com. This was where I rec’d work related emails, and sometimes also personal correspondence. I had started using this email address to correspond to the domain name where I had made information about my legal work available online for years.  I used the same vendor to provide these different services.


Back then, working with this vendor was a new kind of relationship for me.  It was obviously easy enough to get a free email address, but the law firms I respected seemed to use the model described above, so I had emulated it.



A few years ago, I reached out to the vendor that provided my email address and domain address hosting. "How much for a security certificate?" I asked.  It seemed appropriate to have one in the context of the types of legal questions I was asking in the course of my pro bono work, and, in terms of setting a good example to my colleagues, at least some of whom clearly expected me to know how to navigate cyberspace at least a hair better than them.



The cost for a security certificate at that time was prohibitive for a practitioner of my size, and I started looking for alternatives. I also started to think about how I could negotiate with the existing vendor to persuade them to reduce the cost. 


One of the important insights that came from that brainstorming session in San Francisco was the generally assented to idea that the legal “duty to supervise” could be an important aspect of what should guide our mutual efforts in infosec.


In terms of my own dot com domain, I had the benefit of not having the same obligations of some of my colleagues, and this allowed me to take some risk. Realizing that I was benefitting in this way, I concluded that eventually I would share what I had learned, even if it took a while for it all to coalesce.



———


First off, fortunately, women generally continue to make progress in the workplace. So maybe one day the idea of being one of only one or two or three women at a meeting that has more than 20 participants will be a thing of the past. It is hard to put into words how intimidating this is, and especially when one’s authority is immediately questioned (via an interruption or otherwise).


2nd: It’s okay to lead by promoting competition or cooperation, or both, in my view, but these types of strategic choices, when made by leadership, should not be undermined. 


3. Infosec. I found a vendor who offered a more secure solution for website hosting, including a security certificate, but not a comparable email product. I had loved that my dot com email vendor had given me the option of purchasing a feature that allowed me to individually sign my outgoing emails with a PGP signature.  However I had some concerns about their general state of security, which I had discussed with them, at times, vociferously.


————


My tenure at the non profit concluded and I thought about how to apply what I had learned. 


My plan was to phase out the use of my dot com, by creating a much more secure dot net page with the support of the new vendor. At first these two distinct sites would operate in parallel; one would simply be a backup for the other. This would allow for time while the relevant laws of infosec matured a bit, as well as give me time to try out the new vendor and see what that would be like. In the background the GDPR was being passed, and more lay people were starting to ask questions about data security and privacy.


In late 2019, my dot com and domain name email vendor contacted me to inform me they had been breached. I was unsurprised; I had suggested this was the case to them several months before. They assured me that no financial data had been taken blah blah blah. 


It seemed like the perfect time to transition away from the dot com page.

I posted a public notice to indicate that I had retired the dot come site and added the dot net site address to my social media profiles, et cetera. 



However, I still had the email issue to contend with. I was very unhappy with cloud based email. It was all too vulnerable and not only did I have this “duty to supervise” but also I wanted to respect the privacy of anyone who was going to reach me via this method. The law firms who profit billions of dollars a year could afford to build a solution on premises and from scratch, and, nevertheless, at least one administrator associated with a very prestigious global footprint firm said, in my presence, that they were not in the business of building web applications. 



After independently conducting some research, I found Criptext (this post is not sponsored), which was beta testing what is essentially a log in system to an encrypted container that resides on one’s own device. I liked the sound of that and signed up and added my new Criptext address as my contact information in various places.


Since it was in a beta stage, I tried to anticipate what kind of issues failure of delivery could cause for me personally, in order to control for that. I addressed this issue by opening two accounts, and I treated them very differently:


The first account, I will call account 1, resided only on one device, running Mac OS, and further I recently purchased the “plus” option, which allowed me to create email aliases from domain(s) I already owned. 


The second account, I will call account 2, resided on two devices, one device running Mac OS and one running Windows, and I used the free service. Further, I did not add a recovery email to this account, and used it for incoming messages only. I opted to add a PIN to access the log in function, which I did not do for account 1. 


More about account 1: I have given this email address to various parties and they have successfully contacted me using it. I have sent out emails that usually arrived at their destination. No one has ever contacted me to tell me they received a phishing email from this address and I have no related reason to believe this account has ever been compromised. I did have a bit of a delay issue when the alias address emails were created, but that part of the testing has been for less than a year, so I will not address that here other than to say it seems like a fairly minor issue thus far.


There is no option for an auto reply, which is a function I really liked about my old email, which I also used on at least one instant message function on a social media account, *but* not all electronic communications are the same, so it may be best not to expect the same functionality from them, as previously observed.


Also, I am not sure that I would want to use this type of email as a recovery email address in certain contexts, because if you cannot get to that trusted device (for example if the account resided on your smartphone only, and it was stolen) and do not have backups turned on, you may not be able to access certain communications. 


In short, I would say I am happy with this “Account 1” email. It is not completely like what one may consider a “traditional” email account, but consumer email is less than 30 years old, so I would posit that it may be too early to be too inflexible about how our electronic communications using the web should all be like. 


Since all of this testing was done while I was phasing into a transition in contemplation of retirement, there was the ability to take this risk, as I have not been communicating with clients nor have I been supervising any attorneys, while using this method.



Account 2: The first container was on a Mac machine and it was fine until recently when I stopped receiving certain, but not all messages, which their support is currently addressing.  The second container was on a Windows OS machine and when I recently updated the Windows security that came with that machine (it’s a fairly new cute little Dell) the email container and the security software seemed to have some kind of privilege escalation fight. It must have been bad because I had to reset the pin on the container. Well, I continued to use this email address to, for example, receive log in notifications from at least one external platform. I liked this because sometimes they send a lot of notifications, which I do not necessarily wish to opt out of, but, I do not need to see them with any kind of urgency. 

The option exists to log in to the account by having a code sent to one container to then use to key into the other, which I thought was clever, but I have never needed to use. 



The dot com domain:


Recently, after months of back and forth with these folks who assured me that no financial data was taken and that my actual emails had not been compromised I negotiated to renew my domain through 2025. There is currently no content on it. One of the issues that I had been worried about in terms of the breach was whether the breachers had interfered with the domain such that a person visiting it could get some kind of infection from just being there ( ie: a drive by style attack) and the dot com vendor assured me that they did not think there were any issues besides the breach they described to me. This did not inspire confidence from me; at first they had been incredibly evasive and I had really resented that, especially because there they were, with such intimate knowledge of my html files, or saved images, or whatever might have been contained in a saved or live version of the site they had hosted, for me, for years. 



I felt much better after I contacted the Federal Trade Commission (NEVER say I didn’t warn you ;).



When the FTC wrote me late last year they indicated a number of systems for free testing from the federal government, and I sincerely appreciated this. I would say that those tools seem primarily aimed at websites that function as a platform, so they were not the kinds of tools that I could use to check my dot com, which was more of an informational site, where there was no log in and no non public facing pages, but, reviewing the kind of tools I was offered was extremely helpful in coming to understand what kind of data breaches the government might be prioritizing in terms of free aid offered. And this makes sense since those sites have multiple users, data from multiple parties, et cetera. 



For the sake of brevity, and simplicity, I am going to leave out the part where I started receiving extortion demands to that email account and contacted the FBI’s IC3, at least four times.



The dot net domain:


I am very happy with the dot net domain. One issue that has existed throughout is that they are off shore. A lot of people in data security and law enforcement assert that it is better to host one’s website in one’s own country. This is a complicated discussion and outside of the purview of this blog post, but, I will say that I took this risk knowingly when I signed up. 




Final Thoughts:


Going back to that brainstorming session in San Francisco, the duty to supervise continues to be an important guide in terms of an attorneys’ responsibility generally, in this area. The type of email product that I have been beta testing for the last year did not exist for consumers at the time of that brain storming session, and I would be curious what other attorneys would have thought about that kind of option, when, for example, imagining a notification system for an automobile, especially now that WiFi in new cars is fairly ubiquitous. 


Do attorneys connect their work cell phones to their WiFi connected cars? Would they feel less hesitant to do so if some kind of notification or command center in the car was part of a digitally sealed container like the one above described? This question would of course be of particular interest to colleagues with an avid participation in security and privacy, however, I can also see how some in law enforcement might consider it a headache. 


How far does the duty to supervise go when an attorney is traveling by car, a setting already understood via case law to be one that has less of an expectation of privacy than the home? How about, now, in these covid times where one might decamp to their car just to get a bit of privacy away from children being schooled at home or housekeepers at home?



All interesting questions, IMO. 



Conclusions:


This area of law is only going to get more complex. That is an opportunity for law practitioners to learn and develop an entire body of knowledge in the consumer space and in that sense, I think it’s exciting. It is also a risk we must consider, not only in terms of whatever junior attorneys we may be supervising, but also within the context of a world which is increasingly “work from wherever you are.”  


Now that every day brings more news of a massive data breach here or there, it’s crucially important attorneys find secure ways to communicate. It’s also critically important, I think, to question whatever is the accepted wisdom in this area because no one who ever innovated into anything truly awesome ever cared too much about the status quo, except as something of which to be aware.



I hope you found this helpful. If you have any questions or comments about this blog post please direct them to: webmaster [@} stanza28.com 

10.06.2020

"Protected Voices Initiative" Commentary Part 2

Happy National Night Out All! 💝

The FBI disseminated a series of videos seeking to educate the public about ways to protect against online foreign influence operations and cybersecurity threats, within the context of elections. They refer to it as the “Protected Voices Initiative.” 

(https://www.fbi.gov/investigate/counterintelligence/foreign-influence/protected-voices)


This post is the second in a series of two.1 In addition to the videos on the Initiative page, there are a number of helpful links located under the heading “Additional Resources” further down the page. These include links to information in Spanish, as well as to NIST’s National Initiative For Cybersecurity Education, and more. 


Use of the web has become more mainstream. Nevertheless, an expected range for the competency we might term a “reasonable level of web literacy” continues to vary, widely. This aforementioned elusive range is reflected by the broad subject matter addressed by the Protected Voices Initiative and brings us to a final observation about the way the information in the “Initiative” is disseminated: All one needs to learn from this initiative is web access.2 One can review the links and videos without signing in to any websites, and one does not need to have any apps in particular installed on one’s own devices to view the materials. This makes the Initiative page very user friendly for people with differing levels of web literacy, which can be viewed as a definite plus in terms of en masse attaining a reasonable level of web literacy, generally. And that is going to make us all safer online. 




1 Postscript: If you are reading this and thinking; "Part 2?" "Where is Part 1?" Here is part 1: 
https://stanza28.blogspot.com/2020/07/protected-voices-initiative-commentary.html


2 For those with vision loss, please see the following link for a list of assistive technologies, including screen readers:  
https://www.afb.org/blindness-and-low-vision/using-technology/assistive-technology-products


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9.17.2020

Quarantine Nachos, Astoria Style

An homage to J&S, BFF from HS

Serves 3 as an Appetizer

Contains:


8 tortillas, fried for about 2 minutes each in butter

Muenster, Monterey Jack or Gruyere cheese 1 cup, grated

1/3 of a fried sweet plantain, chopped

1 poached chicken breast, cubed

1/2 cup diced tomato seasoned with garlic powder, fried

1 slice bacon, fried

1/8 cup barbecue sauce

4 fresh figs, with 1 tablespoon sugar, sliced & fried in vegetable oil, for about 4 minutes 


Process:


Fry bacon in butter, chop into bits and use that butter to fry 8 tortillas each for about 2 minutes, add more butter if needed. 


Drain tortillas on paper towels and cut into pie shapes, arrange on plate

Layer on grated cheese

Add layer of fried diced tomatoes


Combine:

  

1 poached chicken breast cubed

Deep fried sweet plantains, chopped

1 slice bacon, fried 


With 

1/8 cup

Peter Luger (or Your fave) barbecue sauce


Microwave 30 seconds and 

Layer over cheese and tomatoes


Add figs last


Enjoy with fine beverages, sparkling conversation & splendid company 🧉